I have been disowned

Since news of Nitsy's impending union broke I have slowly but surely been disowned by the members of my singles ward.  The invitations to go out and do things have slowed from a virtual downpour to a light drizzle.  I was shocked to learn that I was removed from the Visiting Teaching list for the month of June.  I am getting released from my calling as a Family Home Evening group leader on Sunday.  Further, I have not been asked out on one single date all month long!  Jerks.  But I have come to accept my fate.  Tonight at FHE Mandy introduced herself to a new girl.  That delightful girl asked my name and I said "it's Betsy, but don't bother remembering it.  I'm getting married next week."  This she accepted without even batting an eye.  And that's pretty much the gist of it.  I have been disowned.  But it's all in the pursuit of something great and wonderful.  The consummation of Nitsy and the premier of Fusion House.  I was never happier to be excluded.

Betsy